I want you creaming all over my dick
Best description I could think of. Going after a friend/room-mates father is too much like something incestuous and just Screams daddy issues.
Glad you thinks so
I guess he's worried the husband will suspect his wife was having affair in the past.
I like pumpkin pie, real whipped cream on the side. But this year I'm making a chocolate pie, because that's what my son likes (and I like it too). I am going to bake some acorn squash and sprinkle pumpkin pie spice on it for my side dish.